There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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