this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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