HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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