is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
that is very illegal...i love you.
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