I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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