No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
