how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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