if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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