I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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