I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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