This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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