these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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