hotel room ftw
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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