yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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