do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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