this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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