I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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