I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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