but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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