no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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