Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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