Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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