My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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