I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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