did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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