worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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