Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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