Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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