There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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