he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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