Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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