god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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