No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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