When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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