People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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