Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
