Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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