Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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