if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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