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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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