help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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