If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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