I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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