Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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