Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
50% drunk capacity currently
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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