I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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