party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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