I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My feet surprised me
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