If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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