I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Sober January is a disaster.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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