I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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