People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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