this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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